10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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youraveragebadass:

How Ironman 3 Should have ended

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lordoftheinternet:

*panics and procrastinates simultaneously*

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casual reminder that you’re not just my followers you’re my friends whether you like it or not that is what you signed up for when you hit the follow button

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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"When he says
He doesn’t love you anymore,
Roll your shoulders back
And look him in the eye
Even when it feels like your ribs
Are breaking inward, like spider legs.
When he digs up old aches
That he swore he forgave you for,
Smile
And ask him why he didn’t leave you sooner.
Ignore the way the words feel like sandpaper
Running all the way up your throat to your mouth.
When he blames you
For mistakes that wear his face,
Do not scream.
Do not cry.
Tell him that there are boys
Who would be proud to say they’d loved you.
Tell him that in two years
You won’t even remember his name
And don’t let him see the way you can taste your own lie.
When he leaves
Ignore the howling in your blood
And do not get up after him.
Not even to lock the door.
Do not, do not
Do not.
Smell his shirts when you box them up
To give them back.
Not one.
Swear off dating when you realize
You’re chasing ghosts that wear his smile.
It’s okay to cry over him.
It’s even okay to forgive him.
But do not go back to him.
If he did not know how to love you the first time,
He won’t know how to do it the next."

How To Pretend It Doesn’t Hurt, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore)

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

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magnemite-not-make-it:

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

There are times when I am annoyed with the Tumblr community. This is not one of those times.

I think this needs to be a show purely because of that cyborg character. That is so cool…

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Me 50% of the time: I love to run. Green beans are amazing. Who needs cake when I can have strawberries. PROTEIN. Oh my god peanut butter. I have so much energy! This is my fourth bottle of water today. I love being healthy.
Me the other 50% of the time: I want to sleep for 6 years. When did my bed become heaven. Why did I eat 3 twinkies. I'm too lazy to put on a bra. Being a girl sucks. I don't feel like exercising.

longlivethemoose:

Gone, but not forgotten

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